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Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Funny Article on Belt Buckles

Nowadays, everyone is trying there hardest to stand out from the crowd, especially the youth. They get strange, odd looking hairstyles, tattoos, and piercings, just to look slightly different. And why do we do this? Because, if everyone else does it it must be the new thing. If you don't follow along with the fad you will lose your coolness, and no one wants that to happen, because the cool kids wont hang out with you. Its really quite simple, but many people heavily criticize youthful freedom, stating the obvious, you look ridiculous.  These people follow their own little fashion fad, its called the belt buckle fad. 

The buckle fad, is simply a obsession for cooler buckles. Sure, the youth also wear belt buckles, everyone must wear the buckles at one point in their lives. But youthful people are too caught up in designing their entire body colors and shape that they often miss out on the simple joys of the buckled belt. The buckle belt people create whole designs and shapes just for each other's belts.

Now, imagine if everyone started wearing these fantastic buckles. If we all wear these buckles, we can check out each other's crotch areas without being called queer. There would be nothing wrong with it, society would accept it, your simply admiring the others persons buckle, that is what your looking at right? Never the less, there are several companies that offer a belt buckle designing service for you. You can order the exact shape, size, and style, they make it, and send it over for you to immediately attach to your belt. 

If you happen to constantly be losing your stylish buckle, you can hire a peculiar fellow called a belt buckle finder. These creatures are a sub species of human, and their brains can only focus on finding the buckles.

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