New Blog Coming Soon

Timmy is working on a gaming blog/site for fellow gamers, not that creating a blog is very difficult, but Timmy must make this new blog awesome. Timmy also needs to stop referring to himself as Timmy.

So, the blog will probably be up sometime within the next month, or tomorrow, or today, who knows.

A Clump of Hair

"...a clump of hair believed to have been trimmed from Elvis Presley's head when he joined the Army in 1958 sold for $15,000!"

*Grab scissors*

*snip*

Thats not my hair thats Elvis's!

You can have it for $15,000....

SCORE!

(Dumb ass)

James Bond Gun, Darth Vader Mask, and a Dinosaur Model All Sold for Tasty cash

James Bond gun sells for £277,250
By Tim Masters
Entertainment correspondent, BBC News

The air pistol was used in posters for the second Bond movie

The man behind Darth Vader's mask
A pistol held by Sean Connery as James Bond in a poster to promote the 1963 film From Russia With Love has sold at auction for £277,250.

The Walther air pistol fetched more than 10 times its estimate of £15,000-£20,000 at Christie's in London on Thursday.

Meanwhile, a rare Darth Vader costume made for Star Wars film The Empire Strikes Back failed to sell.

It had been expected to fetch up to £230,000.

The costume, which was being sold by a private collector from the US who acquired it in 2003, was believed to have been the first complete Vader costume to be offered at auction.

Another James Bond pistol, that appeared in 1974 film The Man With The Golden Gun, sold for £15,000.

Last month an American car enthusiast paid £2.6m to buy a 1964 Aston Martin DB5 - complete with revolving number plates, ejector seat and bullet-proof shield - featured in Bond films Goldfinger and Thunderball.

Among the other items sold at Thursday's Popular Culture: Film and Entertainment auction was a dinosaur model from the 1933 King Kong film that went for £25,000.

A metal box that contained the glowing red eye of the computer HAL from the film 2001: A Space Odyssey sold for £17,500

A pair of trunks worn by Christopher Reeve in the 1984 film Superman III failed to sell.

Candy Universe a Freelancer Server

Hello people, remember that old space game called Freelancer? Well, I just downloaded it again, and if anyone wishes to join me at flying around universes and blowing stuff up your welcome to. How? I made a server, and stuck it online, if you want to join my server follow these instructions, carehfullayh!

1. Download freelancer via torrent here (you need utorrent or something like that ) NYAH (don't forget to add the trackers)

2. Download deamon tools lite, mount the freelancer iso, and click install. Let it install before doing the next things...

3. Download Freelancer discovery mod 4.85 riiiiiight NYAH

4. Download Hamachi (just google it)

5. Download freelancer mod manager riiiiight here http://games.softpedia.com/get/Mods-Addons/Freelancer-Mod-Manager.shtml and install it.

6. Open Freelancer discovery mod with freelancer mod manager and let it activate.

7.Install hamachi and join group called csforbino password: fucktobelieve

8. Open freelancer > multiplayer > lan (if a server is running you will find it there, join, play, be gay)

Note: if you have problems installing or something i will NOT help you. I repeat, i will NOT help you. If my server actually isn't online than.... i pulled a classic prank on you.

Freelancer by Microsoft Games 2003

Gash Gopher is it Legit?

Well, yes it is. I spent a good portion of time researching the program, and apparently its not a scam. Yes, you do have to download something. Even I was suspecting my antivirus to catch something, but no. The program is clean, and it only uses your computer to browser some webpages when your not using it. So, if you leave your computer on when your sleeping, you can make some cash. Of course, you won't make enough to live off of, unless you get thousands of referrals.
Each referral that signs up using your link, you get 25% of what they earn. Oh, and the program just launched, in September 1, so abuse it while you can.
So, basically all you got to do, is sign up, download the program, and leave it running while your away from your Pc. It will detect when your computer is idle, and begin browsing webpages, thats all it does. Just have it running for as long as possible, and you will see some earnings in your account, heres the link.

Cash Gopher

I'm gonna give it a shot.

Cash Gopher pays in extremely small amounts, it slows down internet browsing speed, randomly opens advertisements when your browsing the internet and it slows down your computer. It is not a useful money making scheme at all

Guillermo Del Toro

Guillermo is a Mexican director with an incredible imagination. the latest movie he helped direct/produce was Splice, if you haven't seen it yet, than take this word of caution, its not a regular sci-fi, thriller movie. Prepare yourself for some twisted scenes. Splice is quite a strange movie. However, don't use this movie as a sample of Guillermo's work, he just helped with designing the creature, hes not responsible for the storyline or editing. I think the best movies the Guillermo produced/directed are as follows: Pans Labyrinth, The Orphanage, Hellboy, and The Devil's Backbone. Since Del Toro is from Mexico, he usually uses Mexican or Spanish actors or actresses, meaning that the dialog in the majority of his movies is in Spanish. For example, the movie Pans Labyrinth is set in Fascist Spain during 1944.
I'm not gonna spoil anything for you, don't worry, you have to watch it yourself to judge it. I personally think its a brilliant movie, its quite tense at times and you really find yourself believing in the characters. Its rated R for graphic violence and strong language. In case you didn't realize, this movie is not a comedy, its a drama/thriller/war/fantasy/ and it is best to watch it in it's original language. The dubbed versions just don't do the trick nowadays. Oh, and it won  3 Oscars, and many other nominations. The trailer is below.

The next movie Guillermo created was The Orphanage, this movie is also in Spanish, but that doesn't matter too much, just download subititles. This movie has some scary moments, and its quite tense and creepy and times. It belongs in the horror/thriller/mystery genre. Basically, the main character moves to an empty orphanage with her family, and before long, her son starts to communicate with new invisible friends. Its not your ordinary, Hollywood ghost story movie, the movie is really well thought out, and its quite scary. If you like creepy, ghost stories that involve children, I highly recommend this movie. Check out the trailer below.

Its not actually as scary as the trailer likes to make it look. The film is rated R as usual. And yeah, this brings me to the end of my post, but remember Guillermo Del Toro, because hes a genius. Check out those movies when your bored, cheers. Oh and heres a random interesting fact, Guillermo is good friends with Robert Rodriguez.

Robert Rodriguez and Machete.

MACHETE: Movie Trailer. Watch more top selected videos about: Cheech Marin, Danny Trejo

If you don't know who Robert Rodriguez is I suggest you educate yourself immediately, hes only one of the best directors around. Sin city, Desperado, El Mariachi, From Dusk Till Dawn, Grind house, Saw, do these movies ring a bell? Well, hes working on a new movie that will give you the best visual and audio orgasm you will ever experience. Oh, and the movie was inspired by a mock trailer created in the movie Grind house, if you haven't seen Grindhouse I suggest you see it immediately.
 Grind house is like a combination of comedy, action, and horror. You will see some action scenes that can only be found in comic books. For instance, one of the main female characters is missing a leg, so she attaches a machine gun to it, using it for balance, and to destroy anyone who wants a piece of her. But this post is not about Grindhouse, its about Machete. So, keeping that in mind, Machete is basically the story of a somewhat fierce looking Mexican, and his quest to dominate the planet by chopping everyone up in his path. At least thats what it looks like from the trailer, but Rodriguez knows what hes doing, so theres no need to start whining yet. Plus, we get the super shexy Jessica Alba to act for us, even though her acting abilities are somewhat questionable, shes still amusing to watch. Along with Danny Trejo, Steven Seagal, Robert De Niro Lindsay Lohan, and Michelle Rodriguez.
 Lindsay Lohan? Are you serious, alright, thats cool I guess, as long as she refrains from singing. Let just say, if my ears had an anus, I would not enjoy having Lindsay's large cock penetrate them. But yes, i do think she's hot, and no i don't hate her, its just her singing that gets on my nerves. She could pass as Justin Bieber if she cut her hair a little bit, I wouldn't be able to tell the two apart. Oh, and she can't act worth shit, but I'm sure shes a cool girl.
 Oh, and another pointless fact, Rodriguez directed the first Saw, the one that completely mind fucks you. Machete is supposed to come out sometime this year, and its rated R for the usual reasons, gore, sexual content, all the things that kids are into nowadays. I don't know about you guys, but I'm sure as hell gonna watch this movie as soon as it hits the cinemas. Having said that, my post is now officially over, fuck you very much.